flower sandwich 

women's genitalia

"the only thing missing from that flower sandwich is my meat."

"her flower sandwich came with extra roast beef'

flower sandwich by mahose December 27, 2010

pump sandwich 

The act of farting into a cupped hand and presenting it to someones nose.

Man: Are you hungry
Woman: Sure
Man: Here, have a pump sandwich

pump sandwich by podge123456789 January 11, 2011

post sandwich depression 

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special

guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.

post sandwich depression by dumbledarren March 9, 2011

crunch sandwich 

a crunch sandwich is when you add a layer of your favorite potato chips to any sandwich thus creating a crunchy layer. on the sandwich.

person 1:hey, this sandwich is good but not as good as a crunch sandwich.
Person 2: whats a crunch sandwich?
person 1: i'll show you. (opens sandwich, gets a handful of doritos, puts the chips on top, closes sandwich, pushes top back on to the sandwich and listens for the satisfying crunch.) there you go.
person 2: cool.

crunch sandwich by csblizzard93 January 2, 2012

FengShui Sandwich 

1. An auspicious sandwich
2. An insult used on people in Left 4 Dead who fail a charge
3. And insult used by people who manage to get one or more kill with a single charge in Left 4 Dead

*After a double kill charge on Left 4 Dead*
Player 1: FUCK!! That was an imba charge
Player 2: Yeah you can have a mthrfking fengshui sandwich

FengShui Sandwich by Derpinabinladen January 27, 2012

safety sandwich 

Food eaten after a night of drinking to ensure you do not blow numbers the following morning. Prevalent with Australian Miners after a hard night at the wet mess.

1: Dude, be careful you're drinking a fair few, you don't want to blow over in the morning.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.

safety sandwich by piccoli September 26, 2012

Mayo sandwich 

When you jizz in between a hoes' titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them

Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes it

Mayo sandwich by Duck monster March 7, 2014