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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
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Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd
That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night
by Jay Bizzel February 6, 2022
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Russian Roulette wings

An order of mild chicken wings with one suicide wing.
"Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."
by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012
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Russian Dive

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.
My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.
by The Roshh January 26, 2020
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Russian Sandwich

When a chick takes one cock in the pussy and a second in the ass at the same time.
She wanted me to be a part of a Russian Sandwich with her and her boyfriend, but I said no as I didn’t want to have my cock that close to another guy’s cock.
by Displaced Aussie October 19, 2022
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Russian Doll

Trying to take her clothes off to get her naked - but there are so many layers to take off.
We were on the bed and i was undressing her. it took forever! she was a russian doll!
by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021
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Russian breadstick

The placement of a long hard rod that is used for many purposes other than eating. The best russian breadsticks are among 3 of the best people name Chase, Ethan, and Mr.Slave. Russian breadsticks get harder over time and are perfect for many uses other than eating or the placement of something.
by Russian breadsticks February 25, 2023
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