russian claymore

When you drink to much and explosively shart on someone.

"Man I drank way to much vodka and totally Russian Claymored that girl in the club last night.

by Slinky_Pete April 11, 2020

Russian fleshlight

When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.

*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.

by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025

russian gangbang

When your having a fucking good time with a petit chick and you cum in her eyes.

dude me and auzhwitz had such a good time russian gangbanging that ass

by ifimhonestmaybewearebetteroff November 25, 2021

russian whirlpool

a sex position where a male spins with his dick in a females ass and spins like a helicopter

dang she's hot im gonna give her a russian whirlpool

by anthonycuch4 August 2, 2017

The russians did it.

An answer for all your misbehaviour and failure. The upgrade is spelled Putin did it.

Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.

Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.

by Putin_himself December 21, 2016

Russian Rugburn

A Russian Rugburn is a sexual activity taking place between two people. The first person or the "Rug" goes multiple days or weeks without wiping after excreting bodily waste, causing the excess waste to stick and "crust". The second person in the activity lays down on their back shirtless. The "Rug" then stands above the second person without pants and begins to rub their unwiped behind against the chest of the receiver. Causing "rugburn"

hey dude, me and Kevin did the Russian Rugburn last night. His chest was beet red after.

by UrbanBakon April 13, 2024

Russian roulette

When a group of guys line up on the ground facing up and 2 guys go around sticking their dicks in there mouth and if they get it wrong they have to open their mouth and eat the shit of another guy

Want to go play Russian roulette

by Thatreėalnigga May 2, 2025