A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!
Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!
by uzifan420 November 8, 2019
Get the The Bus Theorummug. A disorder that arises in your love life when, after being single or falling from broken relationship to another for a while, multiple good prospects appear on your horizon...
to explain better, finding two people you like in a short space of time...
to explain better, finding two people you like in a short space of time...
Dude 1: man, this situation with Lauren and Jane is showing signs of Bus Syndrome...
Dude 2: Your Fucked Mayte
Dude 2: Your Fucked Mayte
by Fightstarboy January 30, 2009
Get the Bus Syndromemug. the crabby drunk old pile of shit driving you to prison to spend all of your day sitting in an uncomfortable chair. the fat fart is yelling at you to put your phone away and to get your ass out of the aisle.
by reeeeeee9374 February 12, 2020
Get the bus drivermug. by Master yoda must simp March 14, 2021
Get the Fun bus is openmug. A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.
John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
by The Navigator October 9, 2018
Get the Bus pushermug. Someone who or the act of throwing someone under the bus without them knowing. Another form of dry snitching.
by Bmack1842 January 26, 2021
Get the Shadow busmug. To push someones head (from behind, and them not expecting it) downwards..(while doing this, one needs to say "un chi-bu" or make a kissing noise)
by 98542476925 August 2, 2011
Get the Chi-Bumug.