often used for people who run faster than lightning itself when thinking that someone is hurt or in danger when no one even needed their assistance, but most likely would slip and fall while doing it
“OH MY GOD JAY ARE YOU OKAY?!”
*master sprinter bursts out of no where wondering what happened and falls*
*master sprinter bursts out of no where wondering what happened and falls*
by i hope my mom doesnt see this March 19, 2020
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Get the Master meat handler mug.The floppiest of all flops. Drives a shitty 2.4L patrol with a 2inch lift double the size of his ego. Chases high school girls, hates chopped cruisers and vomits on the piss.
by Methycopter February 17, 2023
Get the reece masters mug.Also known as Copy-Paste Master. A developer who’s never written original code in their life but somehow always has a full project open in Visual Studio. Their superpower? Highlight → Ctrl+C → Ctrl+V → Run → Pray. fuckvanguard is the final boss of this lifestyle.
Origin:
Spawned the moment someone dragged a Stack Overflow snippet into Visual Studio and said, “Yeah, that’ll compile.”
Key Signs You’re Dealing with a CP Master:
Opens Visual Studio before even thinking of a solution.
Doesn’t write functions—just Googles them until they find one that “looks about right.”
Gets errors but scrolls right past them like they’re side quests.
Intellisense is doing 99% of the work.
Still doesn’t know what a null reference is.
Ranks in the CP Master Hierarchy:
Level 1: Snippet Squire
Level 5: IntelliSense Illusionist
Level 9: Runtime Prophet
Final Form: Visual Studio Voodoo Lord
Fun Fact:
fuckvanguard once pasted 400 lines of C# code, hit Build, and it worked. Nobody’s heard the end of it since.
Origin:
Spawned the moment someone dragged a Stack Overflow snippet into Visual Studio and said, “Yeah, that’ll compile.”
Key Signs You’re Dealing with a CP Master:
Opens Visual Studio before even thinking of a solution.
Doesn’t write functions—just Googles them until they find one that “looks about right.”
Gets errors but scrolls right past them like they’re side quests.
Intellisense is doing 99% of the work.
Still doesn’t know what a null reference is.
Ranks in the CP Master Hierarchy:
Level 1: Snippet Squire
Level 5: IntelliSense Illusionist
Level 9: Runtime Prophet
Final Form: Visual Studio Voodoo Lord
Fun Fact:
fuckvanguard once pasted 400 lines of C# code, hit Build, and it worked. Nobody’s heard the end of it since.
“Bro just built a whole app in Visual Studio and doesn’t know what half the files do. Absolute CP Master.”
by Chris Paul Master June 21, 2025
Get the Cp Master mug.Every city, from New York to California, has developments that are or were once called master-planned before or after being built.
Master-planned buildings are in every city, they're both new and old, there were master-planned buildings being built long before World War 2.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
Get the Master-planned mug.A person who lives in the culver city area and dedicates a portion of his time to wasting the time of others. One who constantly recruits apprentice trolls by carrying out conversations with no intention to formulate or actualize in real life the ideas discussed. Upon being called out for his trolling actions, the master-troller uses the ignorance plea and when he is granted the benefit of the doubt....boom, he strikes again!
Mr. Spenc upgraded to a Master-Troller after maicol fell for his conversation about stonks for four consecutive days.
by R-duarte February 19, 2021
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