Marcus (noun):
A legendary individual known for having a girlfriend for reasons nobody can fully remember—or explain—but everyone agrees it somehow makes perfect sense.
A legendary individual known for having a girlfriend for reasons nobody can fully remember—or explain—but everyone agrees it somehow makes perfect sense.
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Get the Marco Handshake mug.A phrase decribing the change in senior employee behaviour.
When older/senior employees, who have worked in one company/location for most of their working lives, adopt shakespeare's second childishness in the truest sense, and reduce to toddlers in the playground. It normally is characterised when they are merged, or taken over.
Cause: Employees who have been in one comapny too long, way too long, and do not have a clue of the working world outside of their office cubicle of 15+ years.
Symptoms: General rebellion with no apprant reason. Broken urinals, cisterns, degrading scribbling/graffiti on company pemises/walls sometimes seen.
Cure: Fire them/spank them.
First seen in Marconi in Beeston in 2006, when they were taken over by Ericsson.
When older/senior employees, who have worked in one company/location for most of their working lives, adopt shakespeare's second childishness in the truest sense, and reduce to toddlers in the playground. It normally is characterised when they are merged, or taken over.
Cause: Employees who have been in one comapny too long, way too long, and do not have a clue of the working world outside of their office cubicle of 15+ years.
Symptoms: General rebellion with no apprant reason. Broken urinals, cisterns, degrading scribbling/graffiti on company pemises/walls sometimes seen.
Cure: Fire them/spank them.
First seen in Marconi in Beeston in 2006, when they were taken over by Ericsson.
Well the company wants to introduce a more efficient way of doing things. It's much better than the old way of doing things.
I hope the employees don't go Marconi on us.
I hope the employees don't go Marconi on us.
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Get the go marconi mug.THIS CUNT ASS HOE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE PROPER FUCKING HYGENE SO HER PUSSY DOESNT SMELL LIKE IT HAS 15 MILLION DEAD FISH LIVING INSIDE OF IT SINCE THE YEAR 1653 AND SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO NOT BE A SELF CENTERED ASSHOLE WHO THINKS SHES PRETTY BC IN REALITY, SHES FUCKING NOT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE HAD SEX W A TOAD AND WHAT CAME OUT WAS JULIA MARCUS. EVERYONE I TALK TO DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER, THEY ALL THINK SHES ANNOYING AS FUCK. I CANT SAY THAT I HAVE EVER ACTUALLY LIKED HER. I USED HER BC SHE HAS A BIG FUCKING HOUSE AND I LIKE BIG HOUSES BUT I DONT LIKE HER STANK ASS. SHES SO FUCKING REPULSIVE THAT JUST STANDING NEAR HER GIVES ME FUCKING AIDS. GOOD LORD.
Friend 1: Dude, that girl is kinda fire...
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.
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