Kyle Jones:I want to shag katie but i don’t know how to wash my foreskin
Big DP:Shut it your mums a crackhead
Big DP:Shut it your mums a crackhead
by frontlinebabygirl September 17, 2021
Get the Kyle Jones mug.a mother that is transphobic but says "love who you love" whenever someone brings up a same sex relationship and who also is emotionally abusive and talks about your body too much to the point it makes you so uncomfortable you don't even want to bring food up around her cause you know she'll say something
"sam, i love your mom"
"sure she's such a kyle marshall tho"
"what's that?"
"huh? i didn't say anything"
"oh i thought i heard you say she was a kyle marshall?"
"dude what even is that?"
"sure she's such a kyle marshall tho"
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"huh? i didn't say anything"
"oh i thought i heard you say she was a kyle marshall?"
"dude what even is that?"
by anonymous September 18, 2021
Get the Kyle Marshall mug.Kyle:Yooo fam Freddy cl stick with kacey bc i love katie but she don’t like me bc i vape and get bullied by big dp and danny
A kyle jones is just not the best person ever
Kyle
A kyle jones is just not the best person ever
Kyle
by frontlinebabygirl September 19, 2021
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I almost busted watching the Raptors last night when the camera cut to a rear view of big booty Kyle running down the court.
by JrL23 July 15, 2021
Get the Big Booty Kyle mug.July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.
Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”
by Im_a_petty_comedian July 16, 2021
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