Jordan

Jordan is a weeb who enjoys Salt and Vinegar Chips.
Who the fuck even eats Salt and Vinegar chips these days?

“That jordan does… such a weeb
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Jordan has a massive penis that is at least 12 inch's and has a godly six pack. Jordans are most compatible with Y. He also gets alot of head and sex. They the best at sexz
Jordan is a fire person.
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Junkie-fein
Jordan - Is just the typical junkie who just loves slapping those machines
by Optimusprimeo June 07, 2018
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Becky: Did you hear the rumor about Zach?

Zoey: Yeah I heard he’s packin a Jordan in them pants
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she is a back stabbing motherfucking bitch. never become friends with a girl named jordan she will always tease you about your insecurties and she will just ruin your life. she thinks shes so perfect but in reality shes not. shes not popular but alot of people know her but most of it is just hate. yeah stay away
guy 1: 'shit shes making fun of me again'

guy 2: 'stop being friends with jordan, shes a bitch
by Critter >:) May 06, 2022
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Jordan is someone who will steal your girl weeks after breaking up with her. Jordan waits for the vulnerable break ups
I will Jordan her
Jordan suck
by Evan Russell November 25, 2021
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If your names Jordan your definitely a side man
Jordan Uses & got no ways to make money. Almost homeless
by 100% ediatt June 03, 2020
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