Jordan

Generally a man that enjoys being the bottom in a relationship. Noun

Hey chris, did you get with that guy last night?

No, he was too much of a Jordan.

by TKDubsta May 10, 2022

Jordan

A fricking place u idiots

i went to jordan

by lavenderviolet November 22, 2022

Jordan

SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE WILL AGREE TO GO TO DENNY'S WHENEVER PROBABLY AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER AND A NERD

"Hey Jordan, you wanna go to Denny's?"
*Jordan cries*

by roxanneisatdennys June 7, 2022

Marley Jordan

A transgender celeste streamer

Hey, have you heard that Marley Jordan is streaming Celeste tomorrow?

by Sasha445444 June 3, 2025

Jordan Panapa

Jordan Panapa is a guy that has a 2 inch penis and doesn't have a grandfather

Hey look its someone that has no grandfather, oh wait its Jordan Panapa

by GeoBoxing November 13, 2022

jordan blink

The Jordan blink is the expression on ones face that does not compare to no other. It is a perfect combination of shock, puzzled and dumbfounded that can only be expressed through a cold stare with 3 blinks. If you get the Jordan blink you should know you are hopeless....

"Trojan has a silent T" *Jordan Blink*

by LAb July 1, 2017

If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric

Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024