January 14th

The day when you HAVE TO kiss your girlfriend while on a date! I don't care if it's your first kiss.

Boy: *Kisses gf*
Gf: Thx babe
Bf: It's January 14th and we're on a date, so I had to😊

by roseandbennett43v3r! January 13, 2022

January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023

Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month

"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."

by Djes_ January 29, 2021

January 26

Today is one of the only days when you can ask a girl out and they can’t say no. Take advantage of this day.

You:Hey wanna date?
Crush:no

You but it’s January 26th 😏

by Diarrheaeater9000 January 25, 2022

January 22nd

Nom a Damien day

“I can’t wait for January 22nd, i’ve been waiting to nom a damien!”

by namerofthings January 22, 2024

January 28th

National windmill Russ day.

I can’t believe it’s January 28th it’s national windmill Russ day, he’s fucked.

by Logangarang January 28, 2021

January 29

National tell your crush you like them day!

You: Hey I like you. It's January 29th, I have to say this!
Them: I like you too!

by JustAKayla January 27, 2022