No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed

-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january

by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019

January 1st

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!

Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done

by GlizzyGobler69420 December 3, 2020

January 3rd

Real niggas day. A day where all dudes get chocolate and Xbox/ play station gift cards😙.

Her: happy real niggas day. January 3rd is the only day that is meant for u

Him: thanks 😊

by Annoying annoys December 3, 2020

January - December

Ask your crush out!

Cmon boys you got this I believe in you.

January - December
E.g,

P1) will you go out with me?

P2) Oh yes P1 I love you!

by ghyvy December 5, 2020

January

Jerk of January- you have to jersey off the number of minutes the day is.

Hey its January 18 I have to jet off for 18 minutes

by Fuckubastard666 December 7, 2020

January 2

January 2 is national give your bf/gf a kiss

January 2 is the day kiss

by Nfkkdkdkf December 12, 2020

January 2

January 2 is national give your bf/gf a kiss

January 2 is the day kiss

by Nfkkdkdkf December 12, 2020