January 13th

Everyone dresses like we did in 2015-2017 and plays music like all about that base and party in the USA

Hey did you hear about what’s happening on January 13th? No what is it? It’s throw back Friday we dress like we did in 2015-2017. That sounds rad dude

by Bubblegumfishgirl June 7, 2025

January 31

A day where boyfriends get to slap their girlfriends ass

Boyfriend: *slaps ass*
Girlfriend: what was that for

Boyfriend: it’s January 31st

by MariBakugouSimp January 23, 2022

January

National sit on a lap month

Boy:Hey it’s January

Girl:What?
Boy:It’s January

Girl:Ohh!! Ok I’ll sit on your lap now

by Suckdeveryday3221 January 24, 2020

18 January

The day T and N make 6 months together, THAT’S LIKE HALF AN YEAR MFFFF!!! Damn

Person 1: “wow how long have u guys been together?”

N: “on 18 January we’re making HALF. AN. YEAR. “

by Wtfchickennugget January 15, 2021

January 15

Its January 15th you have to aggressively drive a car into a truck that is specifically sent from universal and has exactly 25 Liters of gas left.

*CRASH*

Jonas: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Ronald: ITS JANUARY 15TH
Jonas: *Dies of blood loss*

by rumde January 15, 2023

January 26

Australia Day is the official national day of Australia. Observed annually on 26 January, it marks the 1788 landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove and raising of the Union Flag by Arthur Phillip following days of exploration of Port Jackson in New South Wales

Girl 1:Hey look it's January 26
Guy 1:that's Australia's national day!

by YOIadanah June 30, 2022

january 28th

My mf birthday. Kinda sucks tho because it’s in winter.

“I can’t wait for january 28th!”
“what’s january 28th?”
“Makia shaffers mf birthday”

by mswaggyshaff November 24, 2021