jacob

jacob:cute , hot , most likely is a bad student.
great sense of humour.

will care and defend the ones he loves.
he has a big smile that could met anyones heart. If you have a jacob in ur life, don’t let them go.

Wow! Jacob is so cute

by NotMillie November 27, 2021

Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.

Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*

by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021

Jacob

Jacob, the kind of guy to leave his friends when he’s in a relationship. Come’s up with excuses to avoid hangs.

Guys: hey man, come hang out
Jacob: can’t guys, i’ll be sleeping. Sorry.

by AguythatknowsJacob September 19, 2019

Jacob Martin

Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time

What a Jacob Martin thing to do.

by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a little gay ball with THE HOTTEST mom in the world

Have you seen Jacobs mom, shes sooo hot

by Jacobs mom is HOT AS SALSA June 2, 2025

Jacob

Jacob is literally the most fucking annoying person you will ever fucking meet. You will have shit tons of bruh moments whenever you're around him cause he's so god damn fucking stupid. Jesus fuck he is so fucking annoying fuck fuck fuck.

Fuck it's jacob

by dickbread January 7, 2019

Jacob

An amazing boyfriend
And a very cute and adorable human being

Jacob is my boyfriend and he's the best.

I will kill anyone who dares to hurt him.

by i am human 🍓🦑 December 7, 2019