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Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.
My math teachers must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t know that five is less than six.
by BbJjDd October 8, 2022
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Idiotic blender

When a guy is being a dick, doesn't have respect for women, and is a horny little shit
Ethan is such an idiotic blender, like honestly how could he treat Nicole like that?

She's not an object, she's a woman.
by Miaminic0514 May 8, 2017
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Idiot

1. Someone who is stupid.

2. a form of sandwich.
Gordon Ramsay "WHAT ARE YOU?!" Woman "(sniffle) an idiot sandwich."
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Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.
My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.
by BbJjDd October 8, 2022
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my brother is an idiot

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stupid idiot

An exaggeration for someone who is very stupid and acts like an idiot. If you say this, your principle/headmaster will say that it is redundant. But who cares.
“Bob just threw a long over the cliff.”
“What? Why?”
“So that he could see if it could fly.”
“He’s such a stupid idiot”
by fun bobby April 22, 2020
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