Free range enema

An organic backyard bowel and anal cleanse

If you're feeling clogged up but you want to use natural medicine, try a free range enema to clean you out

by Lord Lizey Lloyd August 28, 2017

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Free slushie and pretzel

Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here you go lil Timmy, here is your free slushie and pretzel.

by Free slushie and pretzel January 31, 2018

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Let the turtles free

When you need to go poo!

Denise: It's kind of like right now. I have to go let the turtles free. (Runs to the bathroom)

by rockstarTurtle December 30, 2013

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The act of being a fucking idiot and quitting on something your have progressed on. Used as a nickname of quitting essentially and not wanting to do it anymore. (ex. Idc anymore, i owe you nothing). Also dropping something for a hoe could be seen as freeing pan pan.

by sEcOnDlOgIc August 18, 2017

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Free My Kids

Basically another way of saying "I nutted" or "I badly wanna nut".
Slang made by Dim Lewko.

1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.

2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long

Dylan : How long exactly ??

by TooSmoothWithIt_78 June 2, 2022

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Guilt-free threesome

When your girlfriend sucks a wall-mount while you fuck her from behind.

Joe: You and your girlfriend had a threesome? Wasn't it awkward?
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.

by Gert G October 8, 2013

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