An ancient weapon from the distant past, capable of harnessing the power of one hundred infinity gauntlets and three and a half five-star orgies.
Thanos spent his whole life finding the infinity stones and jacking off using a his old scaly hands, but never thought about using a boooooooooooooooooook (book).
by i b flossin January 24, 2019
Get the Bookmug. 
A fine, lowkey sexy girl who’s obsessed with books and gives major wifey vibes. She's the type to spend her weekend deep in a novel but still knows how to turn heads when she steps out. She's soft-spoken but dangerous if you cross her — sweet like a poem, wild like a plot twist. Loves deep convos, candlelit reading nights, and might just annotate your heart if you let her.
She’s smart, loyal, a little crazy in the best way, and always has a book (or you) in her lap. The kind of girl who makes the library feel like the VIP section.
She’s smart, loyal, a little crazy in the best way, and always has a book (or you) in her lap. The kind of girl who makes the library feel like the VIP section.
by MikeyMetaa August 1, 2025
Get the Book Bunnymug. A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023
Get the leave Facebook and face your bookmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 27, 2025
Get the .9.Only One Borough <Brooklyn> 《Brooklyn》 Has The Pale Faced Lie As A Book.9.mug. Another word for “fag” or “faggot”, but it’s not really referring to an LGBT person, it’s just used as an insult with no meaning.
by samthecrocshoe September 6, 2018
Get the Bookmug. (n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
by anonymous_two November 5, 2008
Get the read-a-book-itismug.