Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.

Ugh what a poop book.

by Some Dumbass Human August 1, 2019

Booking a rip

Freight Terminology for when a broker books a load that has a lot of margin

Booking a rip

Sales Rep: "That young feller over there just booked me a ripper the other day"

Female Co workers: "You ever notice he gets more attractive everytime he books a rip?"

Male Co workers: "Bro, he's such a chad man he just booked a rip"

by RipperX December 19, 2022

Book

When you get a bunch of pages with words on it and get a report of some sort to write about the words on the book. Just saying only nerds like them.

I got a book to read and it’s a stupid on for a report of some sort.

by Anonymous 000000000000001 March 28, 2019

Books

Books can not save your day so just fing move on

Books can not help you

by An I oop 123 sksksksk turtals October 24, 2019

Black book

The "black book" is where someone would shit into a book and slam it closed making shit fly everywhere

P1: why is there shit everywhere

P2: I did the "black book"

by BluBalls January 18, 2021

Book

Another word for fuck. Basically a clean alternative to the word. This usage of the word was created by Jonathan C.

Bro, that girl is obsessed with me. She wants to book me so bad.

by Karmyyynnn March 25, 2024