wank noodle

A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.

Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.

by ThatPurple July 30, 2017

eat forks with noodles

Something Asians like to do to insult white people

Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh

by maximitis November 10, 2024

Snot Noodle

A noodle like snot projection resulting from a sneeze.

Did you see that kid over there? He sneezed a six inch Snot Noodle!

by Woodrow Longfellow June 22, 2021

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome April 02, 2016

noodle grin

Gap between the two front teeth of a human person.

I knew it was them after I saw their noodle grin.

by Odarroc March 23, 2024

daddy long noodle

a more advanced term for snek

person a: wowie! look at that daddy long noodle!
person b: you mean that snek?
person a: yeah same difference

by **lesbian goddess** April 10, 2019

Shanghai Noodle

A woman’s vagina

If your going to stick your wing dang doodle, in her Shanghai Noodle, your going to have to pay-!

by shortCUT207 February 07, 2025