Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*

by DehKukadoolKiide April 7, 2018

Ur mom

A comeback to literally anything that little kids use to insult others

Me : ur fat bruv
Jerry: we ain’t fat!!
Bob: I know, your fat!!
Me: ur as fat as ur mom
Bob + Jerry : Fuck!!

by FaZe N1NJ4 July 8, 2019

UR MUM

the best phrase ever

me: UR MUM

by sunnygoat December 30, 2021

Ur Mom

A word you hear a lot said by all the uncool kids on discord, and BTW you got ur mom'ed

person 1: hey who are you playing brawlhalla with
person 2: ur mom
person 1: ouch- I got ur mom'ed

by get ur mom'ed February 26, 2021

ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.

*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

Ur MUM

it is ur mum being gay. no caparoo

ur mum gay

by gvyb5frchnijmk May 10, 2019

Ur aunt a gay croissant

Worse than your brother a mother.

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*

by Daboder2 May 25, 2018