The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket
by Jim Pickins July 12, 2021
by Aelmar May 16, 2025
A Midnight Blue Nissan S30 Fairlady Z (also known as the 240Z) driven by a spunky highschool boy named Akio Asakura.
It's not just any ordinary S30Z. Built from the ground up as a privateer racing car in 1970s, this particular Z is equipped with an L28 engine that has been bored and stroked to 3.1L and twin turbocharged, producing a 'healthy' 600HP. This car is inspired by the ABR Hosoki 280Z.
A matching rival to the 'Blackbird' Porsche 930. A car so powerful it refused to be in the hands of its owners, killing them in a brutal accident along the Wangan earning its moniker as the "Devil Z".
Her countless histories of accidents, her fiery death and countless revivals does not deter a foolish mortal from trying to control this blue horned and turbocharged devil. As it soon holds the grasp of her new owners tightly, leading them to the deepest and darkest pit of street racing hell that is known as the 'Wangan'. The dimming streetlights, the immovable guardrails, the approaching sirens, and her battered and bruised, blue body echoes another victim under her buckle as her constant reign of terror and death plights. The hiss of her forged heart signals its future owners...'I will return'...as she is put back in her place, where cars would be layed to rest...she will return...
beware as your foolishness would seal your fate...
It's not just any ordinary S30Z. Built from the ground up as a privateer racing car in 1970s, this particular Z is equipped with an L28 engine that has been bored and stroked to 3.1L and twin turbocharged, producing a 'healthy' 600HP. This car is inspired by the ABR Hosoki 280Z.
A matching rival to the 'Blackbird' Porsche 930. A car so powerful it refused to be in the hands of its owners, killing them in a brutal accident along the Wangan earning its moniker as the "Devil Z".
Her countless histories of accidents, her fiery death and countless revivals does not deter a foolish mortal from trying to control this blue horned and turbocharged devil. As it soon holds the grasp of her new owners tightly, leading them to the deepest and darkest pit of street racing hell that is known as the 'Wangan'. The dimming streetlights, the immovable guardrails, the approaching sirens, and her battered and bruised, blue body echoes another victim under her buckle as her constant reign of terror and death plights. The hiss of her forged heart signals its future owners...'I will return'...as she is put back in her place, where cars would be layed to rest...she will return...
beware as your foolishness would seal your fate...
by Shirubia May 17, 2023
by CJRTheFirst August 20, 2023
After flying for 10 hours, my GF was a Taspinayian Devil when she got off the plane and I had to give her a Xanax
by Sal Rebos August 03, 2018
by Tj567 April 29, 2020