april thomas

Undefinable it's April Thomas the words are not in the human vocabulary to describe her beauty!

That girl is just.... Wow... April Thomas

by Rubber ducky September 7, 2016

Thomas

A crusty old man that smells of out of date mayonnaise.

''What's that smell?''
''Oh, it must be Thomas''

by MayoMan69 November 27, 2021

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.

Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Thomas Vega

Old man

Thomas Vega is an old man

by Oahsbsjshs July 7, 2021

Thomas

The most sexiest beast in the world.
Has huge penis
Great in bed😏
But procrastinates a lot
And is dumb but gets lucky so he's smart

Wow is that Thomas! He's so dumb he's hot!

by ThomasSexyBoi November 22, 2021

Thomas

Thomas, is an amazing guy who will cheer you up when you feel sad. He is selfless and cares more about others than he does himself. He makes jokes that will make you laugh so hard you almost cry. He is flirty and kind. Thomas is a genuine friend with so much to give. Thomas will light up your life and bring you so much joy. He is super soft on the inside once you get to know him. The long conversations about anything will brighten up your day. he gives you a hard time but only to keep you in check.

Thomas is so great

by 123love1234444444 May 26, 2020

Thomas

The ability to be surrounded by women and still remain single

This guy is a massive Thomas no wonder he’s single

by Mrkingman June 3, 2022