russian ompaloompa

The Russian Ompaloompa is when the male dips his member into chocolate fondue and then proceeds to place their member inside of the mouth and throat of another until they can barely breathe while humming an eery tune.

I gave that gave that girl from the bar a golden ticket, took her home and gave her the full Russian Ompaloompa.

by georgecuntwbushtackle September 14, 2019

Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.

Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.

by theejaybles December 10, 2016

Russian Viagra

Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.

*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then

by DrakoTheMuthaFucka March 24, 2018

Russian mountain slide

Where you bust a fat nut in a chicks mouth and it comes out her nose then you proceed to slurp it out

Bro I totally slurped a Russian mountain slide out of Becky

by TheBeesinyourapple February 17, 2025

russian school bus

A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.

After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.

by YOTYEETslump September 14, 2023

White Russian Teabag

Whilst teabagging someone, (putting nuts into victims mouth) run milk down the shaft and let i drip off of the nuts into the persons mouth.

If you fall asleep before I do I will White Russian Teabag you.

by Jennacyde Beach November 9, 2019

Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014