National Orgy Day

Hey Guys Its National Orgy Day! Lets have a Orgy!

by disko101 August 01, 2022

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National blowjob day

Alex: I need some head, it’s national blowjob day
Josh: okay whip it out and I’ll get going

by Scandalgautier June 26, 2021

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The day you give your man a sloppy blowjob after he gets home July 18th

by NewNews July 18, 2022

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Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"

Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"

by 7InchDictionary October 19, 2021

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It’s when you act stupid though the whole day and confuse your teachers and post stupid people on y’all social media #stupid#social media

Yay it’s national stupid day
Imma go post this bozo

by Safire renals September 14, 2019

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Traditionally held on the first Monday of the year, participants gather all across the country and get savagely rondled. Get involved!!

National Rondling Day: RONNNDDDLLLEEE!!!!!

by Rondler McSpinkster January 02, 2011

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If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!

Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde

Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day

by Mrs. Holland November 01, 2021

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