A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
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by Dominic Overcash December 30, 2022
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"Did you see Kyle over there flirting with ____"
"Yeah. Oh damn.. she looks pissed... I wonder what dumb shit he said this time
"Yeah. Oh damn.. she looks pissed... I wonder what dumb shit he said this time
by •well shit• January 7, 2023
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“Boi, you’re a fricking idiot, shut up!”
“hey what are you doing?!”
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“Absolutely!”
“hey what are you doing?!”
“oh, we’re worshiping our religion; Kyle is a Bi**h. Wanna join?”
“Absolutely!”
by choo choo soul June 30, 2023
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She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. Her eyes are beyond beautiful, and tell you every emotion that's going through her head.
She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. Her eyes are beyond beautiful, and tell you every emotion that's going through her head.
Kyle is so beautiful
by linajeanne July 8, 2023
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