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mock Jesus

That car flew past me going mock Jesus.
by Tdtseit September 12, 2022
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Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.
You have Jesus rights.
by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
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Space Jesus

literally just obi wan kenobi.

he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.

be like space jesus.
"its over anakin i have the high ground" - space jesus
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple
by yeetus bazinga October 18, 2022
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Jesus Of Suburbia

One of the best songs ever created. A song of the best band ever Green Day. It tells a story about the Jesus who is struggling with his life. I listen it so much it makes my parents crazy. So yeah go listen it!!!!
-what song are you listening to?
• Jesus of Suburbia

- is it good?
• yeah it’s like heaven to my ears.
by St.JimmyArmstrong December 27, 2021
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Drag jesus

Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form

Super hot jesussy
I have a big fat raging crush on drag jesus
by Villanelles wife (real) March 11, 2022
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Jesus Jimmy

A drink consisting of three shots of Jagermeister with a floater of Chartreuse
Bartender, I'd like me another Jesus Jimmy please
by Mr Buttsponge February 13, 2022
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Bald Jesus

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.
by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 29, 2021
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