mock Jesus

Extremely fast

That car flew past me going mock Jesus.

by Tdtseit September 12, 2022

Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.

You have Jesus rights.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Space Jesus

literally just obi wan kenobi.

he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.

be like space jesus.

"its over anakin i have the high ground" - space jesus
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple

by yeetus bazinga October 18, 2022

Jesus Of Suburbia

One of the best songs ever created. A song of the best band ever Green Day. It tells a story about the Jesus who is struggling with his life. I listen it so much it makes my parents crazy. So yeah go listen it!!!!

-what song are you listening to?
• Jesus of Suburbia

- is it good?
• yeah it’s like heaven to my ears.

by St.JimmyArmstrong December 27, 2021

Drag jesus

Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form

Super hot jesussy

I have a big fat raging crush on drag jesus

by Villanelles wife (real) March 11, 2022

Jesus Jimmy

A drink consisting of three shots of Jagermeister with a floater of Chartreuse

Bartender, I'd like me another Jesus Jimmy please

by Mr Buttsponge February 13, 2022

Bald Jesus

Boomer slang for blow job

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.

by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 29, 2021