russian minion

something that you type when you're bored and confused

"I like russian minions, green eyes, brown hair, muscular, atleast 170 pounds."

by RussianMinion May 18, 2022

Russian road-head

Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.

by Slayerwolf359 June 06, 2021

Russian road-head

Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday!

by Slayerwolf359 June 06, 2021

Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.

"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."

by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023

russian gurls

they r so beautiful girls.s they arer . gorgous.

russian gurls so pretty i wishih had 1

by igotcovid3timesandimvaccinated February 05, 2022

Russian Thunderbolt

A sexual act of twatting an ejaculation top bins of your birds mouth. Commonly mistaken with the Japanese Firebolt, a sexual act where you ejaculate with such passion and aggression, you send your bird back to 1974.

Boy, your Russian Thunderbolt was the best I’ve ever seen!

by September 13, 2022

Russian icicle

The act of sitting upside down, ass towards the sky under usually the edge of one’s roof, and waiting for an icicle to fall and mercilessly penetrate your asshole. When the Russian icicle falls, if done perfectly, will land directly in your rectum.

Me and John will be waiting for Russian Icicles later today.

by Jimothy Tingles March 16, 2024