Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

Russian Thunderbolt

A sexual act of twatting an ejaculation top bins of your birds mouth. Commonly mistaken with the Japanese Firebolt, a sexual act where you ejaculate with such passion and aggression, you send your bird back to 1974.

Boy, your Russian Thunderbolt was the best I’ve ever seen!

by anonymous September 13, 2022

ima russian

Me hi peaps ima russian hehehehehehehehehehe
Hi mum hahahahahahaha🤑🤑

Ima russian

by Ima russian November 6, 2020

Russian Candle

A "Russian Candle" is when a "Man" Cums inside of a girl whilst on period and at that point the "Girl" will spread her vagina and let the Red and White Communist concoction drip out of the vagina.

YO MAN! STEPHANIE GIVES THE BEST RUSSIAN CANDLE

by Mrboulder May 28, 2020

Russians

The best people in the world. Hated by greedy americans (a.k.a. pindoses). If u see one, pay respect to one of those fucking awesome people.

Pindos1: Wow, those guys are fucking awesome!
Pindos2: Yeah, u kno, they are russians.
Pindos1: Oh, pay respect, u pindos!
Russians: Yup, we are the best.

by Leonidius Kunstein March 5, 2017

Russian Frat

When you buttchug an entire bottle of Grey Goose then stick a potato up your ass
*DISCLAIMER*
DO NOT USE ANY OTHER BRANDS OF VODKA AS THIS MAY RESULT IN SERIOUS INJURY OR EVEN DEATH

Person 1: I think Jeremiah did the Russian Frat last night
Person 2: Really, is he ok?
Person 1: No, he died. He used Titos instead of Grey Goose

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

max russian

the fatest half dutch 24.9 procent asian and 25.1 procent russian likes to eat fufu and likes to play tennis

hey
hey you look like a max russian
nah i dont like fufu and tennis

by XxtruchbulexX June 18, 2018