cheese grater

a bitch wit braces that gives head and cuts yo penis

Dun get wit that bitch, she's a cheese grater.

by e dog April 29, 2004

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cheese nuts

n. Similar to a cheese dick and a tool. A person who says or does something that is “cheesy’ and more than likely self centered. It is a good replacement when you need to call someone a fag or queer but the action they are doing does not relate to homosexuality.

Durbin thinks it’s cool to talk about all the dirty sluts he fucks; therefore he is a cheese nuts.

by The House April 25, 2006

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The cheese is a lie

A knock off of the cake is a lie but for the cheese enthusiast.

-"The Cake is a lie"-quote from the popular video game "Portal"

There will be cheese at my wine party. (later at the party) THE CHEESE IS A LIE

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

by Lachlan Towle/John Westbrook August 23, 2008

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Cheese Lips

A cheese lips is someone who has features and/or mannerism's in common with the legendary "Chuck Norris"

You are a "cheese lips"

by Substratum August 28, 2008

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blad cheese

An expression used as an exclamation, like when something is good or bad. Used by me and m8z taking th piss out of chavs and sometimes used by chavs. Im not sure if its used outside London.

(blad is another word for blud)

"You are such a nob, blad cheese"

"Oh my dayyyzzzz dat burberry cap is sexy blad cheese!"

Person a "Omg, Ayeesha is such a ho!"
Person b " Blad cheese, You got dat right Sharde!"

by Anonymouse.x March 28, 2007

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