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read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis
by anonymous_two November 5, 2008
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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books
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thicktional book

i am no longer calling it the 'fictional book'. with the amount of hoo-ha coming out of theists, you need faith, or he works in mysterious ways, i am too dumb to read up on peer reviewed science, and there is no logic nor facts to go with it.. just beliefs; therefore, i am, from this point on, referring to it as the 'thick-tional book' with focus on the theist sheeple in a derogative way.
go read your thicktional book and find me proof of facts.
by sams2500 December 9, 2023
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book

a tree that was brutally murdered by humans
that poor book he only wanted to grow tall
by MWG Trey September 7, 2021
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Pre-booked

When telling a story about an event in your life to a group or individual only to find out that they already knew about it because of Facebook.
I got pre-booked all day when I told people about the baby.
by Forstue Berek Ondwith November 26, 2010
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Open Book

A term used to describe someone who tells anything to everybody.
Friend: hey have you heard about Dallas?
Guy: yea, I heard he's an Open Book
by WolfzBurn September 23, 2023
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