Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

book

A nerd

Person 1: “Yo did you see the new kid in school today?”
Person 2: “yeah I heard he’s super smart, like a total book.”

by the bald seagull October 24, 2019

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Book

When you get a bunch of pages with words on it and get a report of some sort to write about the words on the book. Just saying only nerds like them.

I got a book to read and it’s a stupid on for a report of some sort.

by Anonymous 000000000000001 March 28, 2019

poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.

Ugh what a poop book.

by Some Dumbass Human August 1, 2019

The Book Worm

To cut a hole through a book with large girth, then insert your penis into it and go to town.

Yesterday I went to the library and saw two guys doing The Book Worm.

by The T.V Dinner May 20, 2015

Mummy Book Porn

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .

" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "

by Kazlex May 26, 2017