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Alabama Snow Shovel

When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.
We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.
by TH3_R00STER December 5, 2022
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alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.
"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"
by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023
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alabama hitstick

The facial and body characteristics of someone who is inbred
"Damn Mike! Your new girlfriend was beat with the Alabama Hitstick"
by Dustin JJ July 12, 2023
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alabama ricecooker

When you fill your sister's ass with rice then proceed to fuck her ass until you cum. Wait 24 hours then have her shit out the rice which is then enjoyed by the both of you.
My family loved the rice we made for the family reunion, the alabama ricecooker works so well.
by The_Lit_Cabage July 14, 2023
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Alabama Hot pocket

Shit in a woman’s pussy then fuck her
by S&Dsd July 17, 2023
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Alabama Dock Brawl

Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was fucked, but next thing my boys showed up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.
by Average Guy # 498 August 8, 2023
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Alabama Dock Brawl

Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was gonna get fucked, but next thing my boys show up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.
by Average Guy # 498 August 8, 2023
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