alabama river

A mixture of Coors light and Mountain Dew

Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river

by Longniggerjohnson January 1, 2017

Alabama Mud Slushee

While having anal sex, your partners rectum is full of shit. You then take chipped ice and pour it in creating a slurry. Then you vigorously pummel the rectum creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.

That chick let me stick it in her butt last night. She was full of poop, so I decided to throw in ice chips and give her an Alabama Mud Slushee. Man, was she pissed.

by Headshok1962 March 20, 2025

Alabama tooth critter

Kaysons everyday face.

When kayson makes that God awful face he reminds me of an Alabama tooth critter.

by Impallallamballa March 9, 2019

Alabama

That's right Emma! It WOULD be legal in Alabama! See!? She IS my biggest fan! That was like 7 years ago! I'll get you an autograph. Oh! OR! Or... 50% off a Hym Iam brand beige sleeveless turtleneck only $10.01 at the Hym store. Use promo code "Biggest Fan" That's $10.01 in savings for a limited time only.

Hym "Correct! Andrew Tate would be legal in Alabama. So, because he is a filthy immigrant, I will offer him asylum in Alabama."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

Alabama Windsock

A used condom.

There was an alabama windsock in my dumpster this morning!

by Roxieroad September 21, 2020

alabama hog fight

While Eiffel towering a girl with a buddy you decide to have an arm wrestling match on her back.

Me and my buddy went home with a girl from the bar and decided to have an Alabama hog fight on her.

by Wafflestomper69 March 5, 2021

Alabama Poutine

A container of french fries that have a streak of cum on one side of it.

You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama poutine?

by Regulation Listener March 27, 2024