A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term
You see that bad bitch over there?
Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.
Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.
by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022
by Disarae April 24, 2023
It's when someone is doing it doggie and the guy says "I want to see your star burst" and she just has explosive diarrhea straight onto his torso.
"Ever had a cleveland steamer?"
"No, but I heard Dan got an Alabama mudbath from Shiela."
"What a mess"
"No, but I heard Dan got an Alabama mudbath from Shiela."
"What a mess"
by cerealkillr95 September 15, 2021
A man extracts feces onto a girls chest then proceed to insert ones male appendage into a female vagina. Then rub the feces into the breasts with the hands.
by History Inc. March 01, 2011
A used condom.
by Roxieroad September 22, 2020
by CrotchDocter87 March 08, 2018
The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.
Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.
by Devoooo March 14, 2021