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San Pellegrino Shower

The act of using San Pellegrino Sparkling Natural Spring Water as a substitute for champagne when celebrating a victory of some sort, as an F1 driver or the winner of Tour de France would.
"After slaying, the Lads celebrated their success with a San Pellegrino Shower (all the bottles had at this point already been popped)."
by GUWOP October 2, 2014
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Czechoslovakian golden shower

The nickname for the incredibly high fire rate of the VZ-61 Skorpion.
You here about Ivan? The KGB heard him dissenting against the Kremlin and hit him with the Czechoslovakian golden shower.
by Theleafdemon November 17, 2022
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B&B Shower

The act of taking a quick shower for the sole purpose of only washing your butt and balls.
John: You don't have time to shower we have to get to the party.

Bill: Don't worry, I'm just going to take a B&B Shower.
by Dylan Pij April 5, 2017
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Golden Meteor Shower

When a female is urinating on a mans face for sexual pleasure and passes a kidney stone.
Would you like me to give you a golden meteor shower?
by Mesaferggie April 13, 2016
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Disconsolate Shower Tug

When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.
I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug
by Surlypat January 17, 2022
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Randy Shower Curtain

Something/one that clings to you really closely and in an uncomfortable way.
"I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."
by quotemonkey July 17, 2009
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cornish meat shower

Having sexual inter course with a former tutor after they have been pushed off a cliff.
A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.
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