When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud
John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
by kevinq October 24, 2010
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White person™

a ‘white person™’, is a white person who feels they are being oppressed solely for being white, and that they are just as oppressed, maybe even more oppressed than white people. This is not to be confused with ‘white person’, who is, in fact, just a Caucasian person.
Someone: Black lives Matter
White person™: UGH BUT ALL LIVES MATTER STOP BEING RACIST TO WHITE PEOPLE
Someone: Stop being such a white person
by Just a casual gay October 24, 2017
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Minor Attracted Person

There is a lot of stigma about the term

"minor attracted person"
whether you want to label them a pedophile or not is up to you
but when a map comes to mind
i picture a mentally inert person with a disability and no voice in which to defend their opinions
not all "minor attracted people'S" act on their condition

many are people who have been sexually abused as children and have subconscious thoughts regarding repressed memories

in a way they are the silent majority in the lgbtq+

no one wants to associate them

but they exist and they deserve our sympathy
not all ideas lead to terrible actions
it takes therapy and lots of trauma awareness to break a mental illness
you are not alone
it takes years of practice but you indeed can break these chains
mental illness is not definitive

and there are always people you can turn to

marry Christmas
"OMG IS SHE A Minor Attracted Person SYMPHASIZER"
"OMG DID THEY REALLY JUST TRY TO ADVOCATE FOR PEACE"
"OMG DID THAT MAP TRY TO STILL MY DAUGHTER BATHING SUIT"
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n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank
That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)
by optic_fuel July 31, 2008
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Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"
by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010
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right person, wrong time

When two people (presumably soulmates) are made for each other but were not able to get together due to unfortunate circumstance.
A: Wow, did you see how strong Dazai and Oda’s bond was in Bungou Stray Dogs?
B: Yeah, it sucks that they ended up acting out the right person, wrong time trope.
by mlksm May 12, 2021
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Close Persons Disease

Close persons disease; To unite - bring into contact or bring together a human being regarded as an individual, who has an abnormal condition of an organism that impairs function. This causes discomfort, distress, or death to those in contact with the person
 
Close Persons Disease; Someone who looks hot from the distance, but not up close.
by Maxxi March 27, 2008
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