The assumption (or even fact) that a man may be using a woman for short-term physical and/or sexual pleasures.
Guy 1: She's not just another knotch on your belt...
Guy 2: *checks pants* I'm not wearing a belt... beltless...
Guy 2: *checks pants* I'm not wearing a belt... beltless...
by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011
Get the Knotch On Your Beltmug. Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
Get the Spanking your Monkeymug. Hym "It's like leaving your partner for cheating on you! It's like you're my girlfriend and I caught you cheating and you're like clinging to my leg and just screaming and crying to stop me from leaving you!"
Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"
Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"
Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"
Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
Get the Leaving your partner for cheatingmug. by Dem-Definitions May 28, 2018
Get the your great-grannymug. by cappin April 21, 2022
Get the your ass is clappingmug. Person A: "You've got some toilet paper stuck on your shoe".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".
by FinnishSuperman June 3, 2011
Get the well bless your little heartmug. March 6, the day when all of the guys in the friendzone can ask (and receive) pictures of boobs
*Females HAVE to send*
*Females HAVE to send*
Me: Hey do you have any idea what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits
by . March 6, 2023
Get the National Send Your Boobies Daymug.