A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???
by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025
Get the Battle Ground High Schoolmug. Cardinal Gibbons High School or Cunty Girls High School is a high school that is definitely going to turn ur girl into a bitch. By the end of Cardinal Gibbons all of your pillows will be covered in fake tan and you daughters hookup count will be 34. People think they won’t walk into the trap but they will.
by heyguysitsme2837 May 31, 2024
Get the Cardinal Gibbons High Schoolmug. Person 1 - "Yo you seen wollumbin high school?"
Person 2 - "Yeah it's full of a bunch of lesbians, cunt"
Person 2 - "Yeah it's full of a bunch of lesbians, cunt"
by Hasbulla The Short cnt September 25, 2021
Get the wollumbin high schoolmug. "Im going to school, wish me luck!"
by RJ Hooven December 10, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. by Sev 11 March 5, 2023
Get the Schoolmug. A horrible school that is in Central Islip where bitches be suckin dick in tha 7th grade. They be checkin our backpacks too which be annoying.
by ThatOneTallDudeFromCi November 23, 2021
Get the Reed Middle Schoolmug. "High"
by Poppin pop May 19, 2021
Get the Mechanicsville "High" Schoolmug.