fuck me sideways in church

a phrase used when agitated.

like a more frustrated version of fuck me sideways.

Alec Daugherty: I would date you, but I fear my girlfriend might get mad.

Ashley Gregg: Well fuck me sideways in church!

by braglesnarples August 1, 2010

weak ass fuck boy

It is a term used when you can't stand that person and you know that they are weak.

Look at him, je can't even fight, all he is, is a weak ass fuck boy.

by sexycaramelthickness19 March 30, 2005

GETTIN FUCKED UP TONIGHT

Having some kind of drugs or alcahol and a large group of friends, you all are planning to get extremely under the influence.

I have A beer in hand, GETTIN FUCKED UP TONIGHT.

by PARTY17 April 22, 2009

Get the fuck outta here!

An interjection of displeasure.

An order.

A fella surprise his wife while she is doing it with the mailman, the gardener or his best friend. He will yell to them: " Get the fuck outta here!" (an asking from his part to them to take the fucking act out of his bedroom and out of his sight) and will slam the door closed after they move out and do it outside.

The interjection is also known to be a good palliative to heart attack when seeing unexpected unpleasant thing.

However it didn't work for OBL. He used it as a spell against the team six guys who got in his basement: " Get the fuck outta here!" but he get shoot anyway. The team six guys appeared to be deaf dumb both.

by bemarenina2 August 18, 2013

Thomas Michael Fucking Conner

The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.

Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.

Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.

Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.

Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"

by Anti-Thomas Patrol April 22, 2020

Mother Fucking Bitch Tits

Used to describe extreme anger.

-Hey, I fucked your girlfriend last night.
-Mother fucking bitch tits!!!

by ExanimateErika February 24, 2011

fuck ryan out loud

a socially acceptable way of saying "for crying out loud"

a way to mask your profanity in front of parents or the elderly.

just say it yourself. if you do not do it too slow it will sound like "for crying out loud". seriously.

fuck ryan out loud

by robot in the ceiling April 2, 2011