I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

i saw your earth

See your willy, moon means butt so earth means willy

Hey man, did you forget to pull your fly up earlier because i saw your earth.

by GAHWBAHSUBEVEJAUSGSV January 5, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>No One Knows YOur VOice<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>No One Knows YOur VOice<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>No One Knows YOur VOice<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

...get,a,kick,out,of,your,existensu....

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...get,a,kick,out,of,your,existensu....

by SuchBackSmacker March 14, 2025

your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

Show Me Your TTs

essentially saying "Show Me Your Tits", but for car lovers. turns tits into twin-turbos.

"ay bro pop the hood and show me your tts"

by The Official Dick Master October 1, 2023

Your Brother Bi

Worse that “your mom gay” and “your dad lesbian”

Noah: Your mom gay.

Joe: Your Brother Bi
Noah: Dies

by SloSlothz May 10, 2018