Baby-shitting

the post-anal cum dump

I met up with Todd last night. You know, "The Ass Blaster"? Let's just say he left me baby-shitting.

by PlinkDinky September 21, 2022

Shit crib

When playing cribbage, a crib that contains no points is called a "shit crib".

I can't believe there are no points in my crib: I got a shit crib.

by Natybumpo March 27, 2024

Shit Kah poo

An ugly faced dog. Usually a small breed with long hair and fucked eyes.

I have several shit Kah poo's for sale. They make great lap dogs.

by Mr.Goodww April 29, 2025

The shit

God, A phrase used to describe a place of euphoric high and devastating lows..no one truly knows the shit, but we praise it when things go right, we step in it when things go wrong.

These beats are the shit.

I fucked up an got fired, cuz I stepped in the shit.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

shit stabber

A man who is gay but does not acknowledge it. Men who fuck women up the arse and still think they are straight.

He says he is straight but he really is a shit stabber (gay).

by Jacob28 January 4, 2015

Shit Country

Faggot leaders + no consequences = shit country.

It's a universal truth that when you put in faggot leaders, and take away consequences for bad behavior, you get a shit country. It's as true today as it was 2,000+ years ago, and it's never going to change.

by Publius0987 April 23, 2025

Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.

Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.

by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020