Shit

Sit on the toilet and then look down. If you're lucky you'll see some brown stuff. That's called shit.

Dude I need to shit really badly.

by Ilikekilling June 3, 2021

Shit

You

Friend: You’re a peace of shit
You:Fuck

by wOw2468 November 14, 2020

took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

Shit

Something that comes outta ya ass

"I gotta take a shit"

"OOOh i gotta take a shit"

by [e-mail] August 20, 2018

Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.

Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.

by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015

Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit

A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean

by Desert Shark April 15, 2022

Shit Show Mafia

A group of unstable, offensive, and crazy individuals that aim to hurt your feelings.

I was trying to talk in the group chat, but the shit show mafia showed up and made me cry.

by brooketastic February 3, 2018