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National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!
“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
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freakhaler day

April 19th is dedicated to freakhaler day, freakhaler; the greatest most peaceful group chat to ever walk inhaler twitter. The reason freakhaler day gets celebrated on April 19th is because of Inhalers Bass player Robert Keating’s or BOBBY SKEETZ’s birthday. Bobby Skeetz is a member of said groupcjat under the username ‘imbobbyskeetz’
ohhh yes! it’s freakhaler day and also bobby skeetz day! we must celebrate with a round of bird bingo and watch ginny and gerogia!
by robert keatings #1 woman June 13, 2024
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national free head day

this takes place on November 18 where your gf has to give you free head
guy: hey it’s national free head day girl: oh yeah proceeds to give the best head ever
by james992 November 13, 2022
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National Mctenny day

It’s where mctenny the rapper national day. You go listen to his music April 12
National mctenny day
by Bob I’ll April 11, 2022
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Kiss Emily Day

There are actually multiple days this event occurs on. November 5, 19-21, 27. If November doesn’t work, then you can try any Fridays, Saturdays, or Sundays in November. Actually, kiss Emily whenever you see her. She wants you so go for it.
Guy:Hey mind if I kiss you?
Emily:I don’t mind but why today?
Guy:Well it’s Kiss Emily Day!!
*kiss*
by millerjakey! October 28, 2021
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National Rachael Day

May 8
The birthday and celebration of the most wonderful woman in the world. Do not call her Rachel.
Sofia: “Man! Today is National Rachael Day! Let’s get her some gifts to show her how much we appreciate her!”
Cameron: “Alrighty.”
by kawaiiuser69 February 2, 2020
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national baby daddy day

baby daddy: its national baby daddy day, give me some loving😍

someone: okay baby daddy
by horchataflavoredjuul May 8, 2022
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