Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.

Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.

by Jammin876 June 8, 2025

shit

like the brown stuff that comes out of your ass.

Hey steve, I took the fattest shit in your bathroom and I clogged the toilet up. sorry broseph

by gabecock February 14, 2022

Piece of shit

Someone who likes to be a dickhead and fucks around 24/7

Sam Pollack was being a Piece of shit when he blew up the bathroom toilet in the hotel

by Jfhjdmdmfnfnfkf November 13, 2021

Packing a Shit

when someone is in a bad mood they’re “packing a shit”

“where’s alex keen”
“oh just outside”
“why?”
“he’s packing a shit”

by MOMMYMILKER69 May 13, 2022

shit la merde

An expression when things just aren't going right.

It's snowing again? Shit la merde.

by Gmdp January 19, 2019

shit tour

The act of making very drunken mistakes over a few days time frame

“Wow Kayla is drinking tequila tonight, she’s going on a shit tour”

by Littycity3 June 3, 2018

Shit beast

Often a term for all dogs. There's a growing number of people who are fed up with dog culture and how society pushed these dangerous shit beasts onto people as something adorable or in any way desirable. Shit beast could also refer to any animal, usually large, that one finds offensive because the bigger the animal, the bigger the crap. So a horse may be considered by many a shit beast.

I hate dogs and horses. Them shit beasts make me sick. Yet people keep putting dogs in our faces trying to convince us that they're cute and loyal when nothing about them is desirable. A horse is another shit beast. Equine therapy is so oxymoronic. How can a shit beast be therapeutic?

by Sir Carlton May 21, 2024