I cannot contain my male genitalia or commonly referred to as "dick" , in my lower body apparel that's purpose is to bound my genitalia and is referred to as "pants".
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Get the Dick mug.Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.
Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together
Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together
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