International Eat Tears Day

On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!

Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*

by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024

National art day

Today is a day where you can create art and sell it, present it, worship it or hang it up on a wall. Today is a day to just stop and appreciate art.

Hannah: Hey, it's national art day!
Friend: Oh really?
Hannah: Wanna paint together?

Friend: I thought you'd never ask!

by X.Hannah.X January 6, 2024

Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January)

They're slutty and they like it (with consent, always ask consent)

Some twink: It's Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January). I hope someone wants to punch my tummy today

by Mirt January 7, 2024

1989 cardigan day

On Febuary 26, we all wear our cardigans from the 1989 taylor's version launch.

You're wearing your 1989 cardigan on February 26, right? It's 1989 cardigan day.

by iwalkedthroughthedoorwithyou January 7, 2024

National Slap a Hoe Day

January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves

person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day

by rawrtastical January 8, 2024

Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

a1 since day 1

Someone that’s been authentic, loving, genuine and intentional since the first day you met them and never changed character.

Stephen Hampton from Berkeley was a1 since day 1 ask anybody.

by Choctaw9004 January 8, 2024