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kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.
- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.
by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022
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My person

It is someone with whom I feel no need to hide; no need to avoid my true self
It is someone who embraces and celebrates me just the way I am
They treat me with respect and dignity.
So do I out of want not out of a sense of duty
A: I don't understand it
B: Understand what?
A: Person A is so good. They are ....... ..... ......! However, I do not feel good around them
B: Is it so? Then, they are just not your person. It is a mismatch. It happens.
A: Not my person, ok. I got it. Thanks! I will keep it in mind
by ana_whatsoever January 28, 2023
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my magenta

someones magenta is the person someone grew to hate. say they hurt you over and over and now you resent them. this is “my magenta”. someone you loved but grew to hate or resent over time for any reason at all.
“my magenta is trent”
“i hope j never have to see my magenta again”
by kk421xoxo November 3, 2020
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dems my

Those are mine
by Arkansas Honey August 10, 2017
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My Life Me

A Canadian cartoon made in Adobe Flash about a teenage otaku named Birsch Small, who tries to fit in with her pears in high school. It's notable for using various manga iconography, like those weird x-shaped popping vein things, in facial expressions. It's also notable for at one point being lost media, until some dude ripped and uploaded all of the episodes from a DVD.
My little sister is really into this show called My Life Me, and finishing watching all the episodes.
by TheSexiestManInNorthAmerica December 9, 2023
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try and come for my job

Probably one of the most iconic lines said by Taylor Alison Swift. ("I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" at 3:32)
Person:"'Cause I'm miserable, and nobody even knows."
Therapist that's also a hardcore swiftie:"TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB.😝😜😘"
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Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead
Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries
by Shalalallala December 1, 2020
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