not my kind

your not the same

someone who feels like they’re better than you

someone who feels like your not on theyre level

“your not my kind”

by m2dabraat December 20, 2020

this animates my moon

from sleepy to O.O

*MUSIC PLAYS / CHANGES *
THIS ANIMATES MY MOON

by greenseqquoiaocean December 20, 2020

my loml evan

someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.

them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan

by love u xoxo December 21, 2020

croaked my frog

post-sex drip that leaks a puddle all over the sheets

he came then I croaked my frog all over the bed

by snailtrail07 December 22, 2020

Chase down my pussyfoot

When someone finds out you have been pussyfooting around so you don’t have to yank your uncles pussy so they chase you

Dam, my mom is going to chase down my pussyfoot after dinner

by The real gangster December 23, 2020

jars my liver

When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.

Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!

Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?

Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.

by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020

My bang bang shoe

It’s a shoe where you bang someone! Not that bang

I got my bang bang shoe for bang hammer! Cool!

by TheBrainiacGod October 20, 2020