Sam is a screw-up from the beginning. He has always been single (Hit him up btw) is suprisingly talented (music, uhh, music, sports, and that’s about it). He keeps many stuffs secret, and no one rly knows him. He used 2 be popular, but then he became smart. He likes food, and sleep. He isn’t super great, he’s just okay. He’s a lil ugly, and a lil not. He likes to rap 🎤 ball 🏀 parkour 🐿 and win. Shouts outs to being a mench:
S.A.M (Sexy Attractive Man)
S.A.M (Super Alpha Male)
S.A.M (Such A Mench)
Sam is the fosters of all goats
S.A.M (Super Alpha Male)
S.A.M (Such A Mench)
Sam is the fosters of all goats
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Goofy ass Sam Pardon flexing with his parents riches.
That guy really Sam Pardoned his way thru college.
Dont be such a Sam Pardon, we all know you are insecure.
That guy really Sam Pardoned his way thru college.
Dont be such a Sam Pardon, we all know you are insecure.
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A person with an inverted penis and zero sense of style. He will buy expensive ass things with his dads cancer fund and use them for one day. People will walk around hard as a rock then see Sam and become soft as a New Zealand kids mouth.
Hot girl 1: Ew, look at that Sam
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any
by BackSeeet October 22, 2018
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Sam is so amazing!
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A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.
A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.
A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.
A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.
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