A guy who when you meet him will tell you that he is a sure thing, and then he will proceed to be the least sure thing ever in your life. He will tell you that you are special and rare and then make you feel like the most worthless nothing ever. He will make things up and lie to you just to avoid you. He wants nothing to do with you and will make that very clear. He will tell you that meeting you was the worst ten seconds of his life and that he would rather die than ever meet you again. Matt will seem to be different at first, but he is just like any other guy. He will break your heart into a million pieces and then stomp on it for no reason other than the fact that you liked him.
When I met Matt, he was one of the only guys who talked to me like I was a human being. I thought I liked him, but he started talking to me like I was a 2 dollar hooker. He traumatized me with the way he spoke to me.
by So I Thought December 21, 2024
Get the Mattmug. tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked
by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019
Get the matt baxtermug. by ItsEro November 14, 2020
Get the Matt Teetermug. The of the coolest five minutes of the anime Death Note, his real name Mail Jeevas.
Also known as the thirty second guy, he's a minor character that aids Mello in the Takada kidnapping.
Matt is a cool dude with a PSP and striped shirt, but unfortunately he got gunned down by like 20 bodyguards.
Also known as the thirty second guy, he's a minor character that aids Mello in the Takada kidnapping.
Matt is a cool dude with a PSP and striped shirt, but unfortunately he got gunned down by like 20 bodyguards.
Person 1: Dude, do you know who Matt is from Death Note?
Person 2: Who is he? I keep seeing his name pop out on AO3 Death Note fanfiction.
Person 1: You know, yellow goggles dude. He appeared when Mello kidnapped Takada.
Person 2: Who is he? I keep seeing his name pop out on AO3 Death Note fanfiction.
Person 1: You know, yellow goggles dude. He appeared when Mello kidnapped Takada.
by Panic Manifest September 19, 2020
Get the Mattmug. A badass muthafucka who will beat the shit outta anybody in douglas or anywhere and it dont matter if your a woman you will get your ass whooped too
by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020
Get the matt chaunceymug. Matthew Oxford Known as matt ox a internet sensation who was seen as a meme but established himself as an all time great by collating with Big Sosa (chief keef) & The great xxxtentacion 😁 Matt ox is making the biggest comeback of the year and is well respected
by issddd November 23, 2021
Get the Matt Oxmug. "old man that looks like that one guy from deltarune"
Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))
Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))
by Tom Parsonz June 21, 2025
Get the Matt Brumptonmug.