Queef Before Beef

A declarative bon mot expressing allegiance to the sisterhood of the vaginally flatulent and antagonism towards chorizo-packing fuckboys.

Woman 1: He completely betrayed me
Woman 2: All you need is your girlfriends. Besides, Queef Before Beef!

by M10-2 May 22, 2020

beefing your balls

To not be serious or just fucking around

“I got arrested yesterday”

“What really??”
“Nah I’m just beefing your balls”

by QAAADDDDEN September 16, 2017

Beef n Beans

Reference to the cock and balls. Usually used in a sexual manner.

She was horny last night. Wanted my beef n beans.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

Siamese Beef Injection

The act of fornication with Siamese twins conjoined at the vagina.

Dude I totally gave those bitches a Siamese Beef Injection last night!

by beefinjection September 24, 2010

Beef jerky in the morning

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock

"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."

by freezerbee August 1, 2019

beef for desert

Used to describe someone who is large and muscular.

"He's big, he's buff, he eats beef for desert"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

roast beef curtain

A visual description of the labia minora resembling a thinly sliced piece of rare roast beef hanging like a drape. This resemblance is more pronounce on women whose labia minora overhangs her labia majora leaving the edges darker in tone to the pink or ruby color of the inner vagina. Most commonly used when referring to cunnilingus or "going down" on your girl, a particularly pleasurable form of foreplay.

"Hey baby, you mind if I taste me some of your roast beef curtain?"

"I'm takin' her home for some roast beef curtain. Know wha'I'm sayin'?"

"Maybe I could have a bit of your roast beef curtain while I wait for Mr. Viagra?"

by Frankie Mathers November 6, 2008