When you have a deep wedgie (always) and may not be aware. Seeing that you have a deep wall for your pants or shorts to ride in all day.
Did you see that man in the brown shorts, major wedgie. He must have a Large Butthole Wall Wedgie for that to happen every time you see him.
by Downtown4321 August 05, 2011
A synonym for many common causes of frustration, especially when speaking of relationships and most frequently when discussing the Friend Zone. See Friend Zone. See also Futility.
Relationships: Trying to get her to see her as more than just a friend is like banging my fucking head against the wall. Also, from one male friend to another: What the hell are you doing with her man? You might as well be banging your fucking head against the wall!
Futility: I might as well be banging my fucking head against the wall.
Conflicts: Talking to you is like banging my fucking head against the wall.
Futility: I might as well be banging my fucking head against the wall.
Conflicts: Talking to you is like banging my fucking head against the wall.
by Elijah Bowman January 28, 2007
**Frank:** I need you two to play nice, and don't get into any trouble. *(to Bill)* And I am putting you in charge of your sister today. You got that?
**Bill:** Yep.
**Frank:** Okay, if anything bad happens to her, I want you to call me at work. Okay, buddy?
**Bill:** Sure, dad.
**Frank:** Good. 'Cause then, I will come right home, and I will put you through that fucking wall.
**Bill:** Yep.
**Frank:** Okay, if anything bad happens to her, I want you to call me at work. Okay, buddy?
**Bill:** Sure, dad.
**Frank:** Good. 'Cause then, I will come right home, and I will put you through that fucking wall.
by IgnasAntans July 18, 2020
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by capythany May 15, 2023
by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 09, 2022
A person, place, or thing that is mindblowingly awesome to the point where it is Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome. This type of intensity may cause someone and others around them to explode or spontaneously combust.
Daniels sunglasses where so Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome him and his friends caught on fire then exploded causing the remains to fly in all different directions.
by Douche McGivens March 09, 2009
i secretly have a girlfriend
by BigBlackEmus May 18, 2021