The Goats of long island

The superior group of Goats from the amazing place we all know, Long island. The home of japs and fbois but also the best sport in the world.... Lacrosse. The goats include kobri14 danilax smesco cbcavs. They are high class Goats who are better than everyone else. Their insta page is amazing. @thegoatsoflongisland. The Goats are amazing. As the merrick kids know “Kobri14 the goat from the start, she’ll pull up steal your man then break his heart” whoever rapped this is a LEGEND

Wow the Goats of Long Island are so cool i wish i could be them!!

by tgoli September 28, 2018

The Rhode Island Hershey

The Rhode Island Hershey involves a dog and a fat guy. The dog gets fattened by chocolate and self loathes while saying "Mmm! I love chocolate but I can't have it or else I'll get fat! But it's SO GOOD!!!". The fat guy genuinely just stares at him.

"Then get this, this stupid ngr brian performed the Rhode Island Hershey"

by lwrnc July 7, 2025

island boys

A group of guys in which their humor is being sexist, racist and homophobic. They also find joy in making fun of eachothers and their friends outside the group
Outside their friend group, some of them are nice and some are straight up just assholes

Damn, these island boys are really annoying

by diviagvo2gq8f8w August 11, 2025

Mweenish Island

The land of the Gods. A superior race lives on this island situated off the west coast of Ireland. It cannot be found by mere mortal human beings, therefore it is often dismissed by normal people as a mythical island that doesn't exist.

Mweenish Island isn't real. It's just a myth.

by Bodmór2 March 19, 2022

staten island

A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.

Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.

Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.

Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.

by quesadildo May 4, 2022

long island

the part of new york with a bunch of pot smokers

“yo you live on long island?”
“yeah it’s a shit hole”

by 173392726 October 17, 2021

Staten Island

Arguably the most lackluster of the 5 boroughs. Produced some cool groups like the Impractical a jokers and Wu-Tang clan. On the flip side they also produced lanky mongoloid Pete Davidson. They can’t all be winners.

“You know Joe, he’s from Staten Island”
“Oh he’s such an asshole.”

by Psychoactive Charm September 21, 2022