big lots special

An over the pants hand job, a baby wipe bath, and a four loko - not necessarily in that order.

Hey Grant, heard you had the late shift at the hospital- your girl gonna give you the big lots special when you get home?

by ELANKorenGrant July 19, 2018

Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.

Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.

by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018

South Philly Special

The act of consuming a large container of Chickie’s and Pete’s Crab Fries and immediately proceeding to finger your own asshole.

Person 1: Man, this bathroom line is really long!

Person 2: Yeah, I think the guy in stall 3 is giving himself a South Philly Special!

by Tony DiNardos July 16, 2023

Lazlo Special Needs

Origin: Somalia

Head: Bald
Skills: Mad
profession: Greatness

Is there nothing that Lazlo Special Needs cannot do?

by L.S.Needs July 28, 2023

The Curious George Special

When one abducts and drugs another, dresses them in a yellow suit and hat, handcuffs them to a chimpanzee, and at the moment of them regaining consciousness, dumps them out of the back of a cargo van into the middle of a populated city street.

Bro-ham wouldn't share his bagel bites, so we gave him "The Curious George Special".

by Aborro Watabonosk January 11, 2022

Thee Thor Special

the insertion of a charging cord into the tip of male genitals, while the charger is plugged into the wall.

G Bizzle, did you do Thee Thor Special again?

by coochiekong May 16, 2022

Dirt Road Special

A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.

Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.

by KaxMlein February 8, 2021