A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"
Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."
Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"
Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."
Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"
Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."
Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"
Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."
Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)
by Proto-Ham Sandwich March 26, 2015
The friend who constantly takes smoking the gunj to the next level. A true hero in the eyes of his friends and family
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the act of any sexual intercourse that involves, the partner lighting the pubic hair on the ballsack on fire while the person is ejaculating (skeeting, cumming, splooging, finishing, getttin that good shit)
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by Jared Peterson April 28, 2008
Phrase usually used as a euphemism for death. Usually used in the first person to refer to suicide. Relates to the act of partying with Pop Smoke, the late Brooklyn rapper was killed in early 2020.
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